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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME AND ENJOY THE SHOW!

albionarthurkirkland:

hetabroadway:

Hello and welcome to HetaBroadway! A hetalia broadway blog where your cast will be altering and preforming songs!

We’ll be taking songs, altering them to fit the characters, singing them, and uploading them here. Hopefully in the near future we’ll have some collaborations with the rest of our cast… once we get them! That’s right, we’re taking auditions too!

There will be a post on this following almost immediately after, so be sure to check that out, as well as our cast list for who you can audition for!

But before that, a quick note: We are in no way affiliated with BroadwayStuck,members former and current, though they are fantastic, and if you like Homestuck at all you should check them out. Nor is this any attempt to steal their idea or compete, as to expect that level of fame garnered by songs like “Karkalicious” would be rather egotistical of us.

We’re here to have fun and hope you are too!

Whether you want to jump in and join us, or just sit back, relax, and listen (and watch, for those of us more inclined to cosplay as well), we hope you’ll have a good time while you’re here.

So grab your refreshments now and head into the theatre, it’s time to enjoy the show!

You guys! Go audition for this! It’ll be super fun~

Look, go here to do it!

Magic Anons!

albionarthurkirkland:

come love me with your crack!

That came out wrong….

misunderstoodhero asked: It's Burger King and Dairy Queen. You don't have those places in England? Dude, Arty! You are missing out!

We do, I just don’t degrade myself enough to go into them, naturally. You’re girth-expander-factories have, unfortunately, gotten so wide-spread that even I cannot avoid them completely.

misunderstoodhero asked: What is a 'take out quick-eat' place?

Those… those things you have. That awful food that’s more grease then actual edible content. I can’t recall the name. Burger Queen or Dairy King or something.

misunderstoodhero asked: Can I get a double cheeseburger with everything on it, a side of fries, a large chocolate shake and a medium diet cola? I'm trying to watch my figure.

Alfred, what even…? That’s not. No. I’m not one of your bloody takeout quick-eat places.

And stop eating like that you’ll become a diabetic!

prettyprincessprettypants asked: Are there any common unicorn misconceptions you could dis-spell for us? :3

I’m going to answer this here, as it would probably take too long to post up on a video.

I’m not quite sure about misconceptions, but… I’ll give you a basic discourse on magical hooved animals, yes?

First of all, this

is a Unicorn, Commonly mistaken for a white mare - - by those not pure enough to tell the difference.
Not, of course, to be mistaken with Pegacorn, below

which, in turn, is not to be mistaken by a Pegasus, who, unlike the Pegacorn, does not have a horn.

There are also kelpies, but those are of a rather dark nature, and I’ll leave them off unless anyone is interested. Now there’s something else I’ve come across lately - I’m not sure what they are, all I know is that they scare the living daylights out of me.

I don’t know what they are, I don’t want to know, I just want them to get the bloody  hell out of my home.

(Yes. I went there. *cries because Derpy apparently scares Arthur* Iggy =/= a brony)

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